If this ISN'T the preview attached to this weekend's debut of Sex and the City, then someone needs to lose their job.
The longer version: "Guys everywhere -- if you're in a brand-new relationship, take her to see this thing. If she even half-likes it, dump her and walk away cold."
Craig Bierko was literally on a rerun of Sex and the City last night, including his naked ADD banjo playing, and yet this morning, I get this:
I don't have words...