I love The Onion:
Citing Slow Summer Box Office, Hollywood Calls It Quits
BURBANK, CA—Universal Studios joined DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures, Warner Bros., Paramount, and Fox Monday, when CEO Ron Meyer announced that the company is shutting down operations and ceasing all film production, effective immediately.
"I can always go back to Wisconsin and tend bar," actor Mark Ruffalo said. "Maybe do some community theater. The folks you should really feel sorry for are Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise. They're fucking nuts. I have no idea what they'll do without Hollywood."
You should get your own show!
Posted by: Shawn | October 05, 2005 at 10:27 PM
Nice layout by the way...
I wonder if there will ever be another Rocky 1...that's the only movie in my book.
Posted by: Shawn | October 05, 2005 at 10:28 PM