Movie-a-Minute

Some of these recaps are very, very clever.  If you don't have time to see an entire film, you can catch up here... sort of... and laugh a lot.  :)

For example, here's the recap of Mission: Impossible 2:

Cast:
"Hi. We're-- "
John Woo:
"Enough plot development. Fight in slow motion. "
(People SHOOT and pull their FACES off.)

And here's Speed:

Dennis Hopper:
I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves:
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper:
I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves:
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper:
I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves:
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)