Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous

So... I guess Ralph Fiennes had sex with a flight attendant on a recent flight.  Huh.  I didn't know that this flight was part of his STD awareness campaign, but the irony isn't lost on me.

When you read a story like this, do you ever say, "Gosh, I wonder what Scott Adams, the author of Dilbert, thinks about this!"  Well,  wonder no more!  And as you can imagine, it's hilarious...

You should read the whole piece, but here's my favorite excerpt:

I can barely convince myself that ANYONE has ever had sex in an airline bathroom. And that includes the best-case scenarios where:

1. The couple are already lovers
2. Neither person needs to actually USE the bathroom at that moment
3. Neither person is on an STD awareness tour
4. Both lovers are blind, noseless people with disposable shoes.

Comments

[Tony]

OMG, this whole thing (especially the Scott Adams post) is hysterical.