As if I didn't love this guy enough after giving us Juno and Thank You For Smoking, but he recently wrote reviews for the Colin Farrell, Pamela Anderson, and Paris Hilton sex tapes on his blog. There are many to choose from, but I think this might be my favorite line, as he refers to Paris' performance:
There are honestly moments when you can’t help think, I had no idea feigning ennui could be done with a full mouth.
No, wait... maybe it's this:
One Night in Paris – A one-act Pinteresque evening with a reprobate and a lithe hotel-heiress told mostly in first person.
This is the best line:
"They should almost license scenes to Calvin Klein. Mark my words, when America finally adopts the Swedish TV ratings system, you will see that commercial. It will open on Paris in the guy’s crotch and end with “Thirst by CK.”"
Posted by: martin | January 24, 2008 at 01:58 PM