Now this is writing... the kids at Fametracker must have read their EW and Premiere Fall Previews, and instead of telling us what they want to see, we get the ever-snarky, "Fametracker's Ten Least Essential Fall Films, 2006." Example:
10. The Return
Release Date: November 17
The Plot: Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in a spooky thriller about a woman haunted by murder. (PS Totally not like The Grudge.)
The Pitch: If you loved her in The Grudge, you'll love her in The Return! (PS Totally not like The Grudge.)
Why It's Inessential: "Hi, Studio? It's me, Sarah Michelle. Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on The Grudge 2, because I'd really like to branch out in other directions and I don't want to get pigeonholed. I'd hate for people to think I'm only about young women haunted by little girls, when I'm also about less-oung women haunted by past murders. So, sorry. But maybe you can get another chick from TV. Trust me, there's lots of us. Thanks."
I love it.
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